What is it with dogs?
Dog: Excuse me, but would mind if I sit on your lap while I sleep?
Me: I really can't right now. I'm going to get up in like 3 minutes.
Dog: No no no - I promise it will be fine. I just need to cuddle for a minute.
Me: No, not right...
Dog: Thank you!!! *Jumps into lap*
*3 minutes later*
Me: Okay, time to get up.
Dog: Are you sure? Do you see how comfy I am?
Me: Yes, get up.
Dog: *grumble grumble*
Me: I warned you before you got up here!
Dog: Ooh, a warm spot! I'm cool, you do what you have to do.