Monday, October 12, 2015

The Dog

What is it with dogs?

Dog: Excuse me, but would mind if I sit on your lap while I sleep?

Me: I really can't right now. I'm going to get up in like 3 minutes.

Dog: No no no - I promise it will be fine. I just need to cuddle for a minute.

Me: No, not right...

Dog: Thank you!!! *Jumps into lap*

Me: Sigh.

*3 minutes later*

Me: Okay, time to get up.

Dog: Are you sure? Do you see how comfy I am?

Me: Yes, get up.

Dog: *grumble grumble*

Me: I warned you before you got up here!

Dog: Ooh, a warm spot! I'm cool, you do what you have to do.

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