I thought up a new motto for each state, just in case they want to consider changing things up.
**Due to popular request, I've put a few of these slogans on mugs, stickers, etc. for sale at http://www.zazzle.com/funny_stuff_on_stuff/products where I will get a small royalty for every purchase.**
Alabama - First in the nation! Alphabetically, at least.
Alaska - No matter how many times you try it, moose do NOT want to be ridden
Arizona - Like Nevada without all of the fun and profitability of Las Vegas
Arkansas - We'd like to officially apologize for Wal-Mart
California - No, we don't want to read your screenplay
Colorado - Skiing and pot - we have all the ways to get high!
Connecticut - You forgot about us, didn't you?
Delaware - Drive straight through in half an hour
Florida - Mickey wrestles a gator every day at 4:00
Georgia - Gone With the Wind makes us look good
Hawaii - You're welcome for all the pineapple
Idaho - No, you da' hoe! I'm sorry...how about something about potatoes?
Illinois - Big city crime and small town poverty, we've got it all!
Indiana - Seriously, Notre Dame is here?
Iowa - Corn, right? Oh wait, that's Nebraska.
Kansas - Come for the Wizard of Oz references, stay for the economic destruction!
Kentucky - Bourbon and horse racing, together again!
Louisiana - Visit soon, we'll be completely under water in ten years!
Maine - We're not really haunted, no matter what Stephen King tells you.
Maryland - Our seafood isn't as good as Massachusetts
Massachusetts - Come for the lobstah, stay for the speech impediment
Michigan - If the shootings don't kill you, the water just might!
Minnesota - Land of 10,000 hot dish recipes
Mississippi - We make Alabama look good
Missouri - We've got the big arch and not much else
Montana - The "M" state you can never remember
Nebraska - America's belly button
Nevada - A vacation spot for people who want to sin more efficiently
New Hampshire - A Libertarian blanket fort
New Jersey - The answer to, "What's that smell?"
New Mexico - Where Texans go for porn and booze
New York - Thank you for your tourism dollars. Now get the hell out!
North Carolina - We care where you pee!
North Dakota - The big heads are in the other Dakota
Ohio - Be nice to us, we control who gets elected President
Oklahoma - Where the fracked gas comes sweeping down the plain
Oregon - Washington's conjoined twin
Pennsylvania - The West Virginia of the North
Rhode Island - Massachusetts' soul patch
South Carolina - Nothing could be finer! Well, that's not true, but still...
South Dakota - Lots of snow and 4 big headed politicians
Tennessee - Country music is the sound a guitar makes if you pour BBQ sauce on it
Texas - Jesus would've shot you for that, you know.
Utah - Where an entire religion took their ball and went home
Vermont - America's biggest supplier of ice cream and hippies
Virginia - Home of tobacco growers and d-bag politicians
Washington - We were smart enough to know the rest of you would pay $5 for a cup of coffee
West Virginia - Getting pay checks and black lung disease at the same time
Wisconsin - We love cheese and hate teachers, apparently.
Wyoming - The world's biggest purchaser of cowboy hats